Short jokes
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)