Short jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!