Short jokes
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
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What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!