Short jokes
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
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What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.