Short jokes
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Walmart (DYM 73).
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.