Short jokes
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Ayo fake guy.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I smell like skunk.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
"Stop bullying me!"
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.