Short jokes
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.