Short jokes
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Fun!
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?
"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."
I'll put white in your smile.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
You should always be happy about family and love.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.