How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
Short Jokes
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Balls in your jaws.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
