What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
What's Jack's Favorite Flower. A Rose.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT