Short jokes
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
Spaghetti-ashannaise
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Cameron and Pav.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Mike Oxlong.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
The girl in the picture has no ass.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
I'm about to cum!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.