Short jokes
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
JFK is definitely a bottom.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.