Short jokes
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Aarif
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What is it about sisters who argue?
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Slit your wrists.
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
Who the heck is Kristie?
Good night.