Short jokes
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.