Short jokes
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Cheese.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.