Short jokes
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.