Short jokes
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"