Short jokes
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Hot man is sexy.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Sumona.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Omg, shut up guys!