Short jokes
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.