Short jokes
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.