Short jokes
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Me.
The joke is me.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.