Short jokes
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.