Short jokes
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
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What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.