Short jokes
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.