Short jokes
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
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