Short jokes
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."