Short jokes
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What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.