Short jokes
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Ruhan.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
No joke.