Short jokes

Short jokes

Momma

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Girl

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Girl

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

Poo

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Sister

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Orphan

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

Orphan

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

Thanos

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.