Short jokes
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
What time eeeeeee?
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Really Karen?