Short jokes

Sumona.

Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.

What do you call a magic car?

A human.

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Omg, shut up guys!

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

Aarif

What is a nut that is in outer space?

A broken nut.

What time is it when you walk out to the school?

Time to go to school!

Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.

If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?

Because their dad never brought it home.

Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

What is it about sisters who argue?