Short jokes
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Cheese.