Short jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
Guys, my sister's pregnant!
I'm finally a dad!
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Depression hits harder than my dad.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.