Short jokes
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
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