Short jokes
Also, not love everyone.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What is a car that runs and can't?
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Hot man is sexy.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."