Short jokes
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
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what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.