Short jokes
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Me.
The joke is me.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Joe Biden
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.