Short jokes
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Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Jak
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Kade
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!