Short jokes
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Hi boyyyy!
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
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My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.