Short jokes
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.