Short jokes
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Max's joke is literally a joke.
Your Da.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
One day, I love you.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Leo: Mom?
Mom: Yes!
Leo: Is rape good?
Mom: NO!
Leo: Good cause I raped someone!
Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
Boomer.
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!