Short jokes
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Me.
The joke is me.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).