Short jokes
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?