Short jokes
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"