Short jokes
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
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What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
Poopy loopy.
Sajan's Hairline
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
O Dario tem namorada?
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Once I was 7.
Niguh.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!