Short jokes
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
What time eeeeeee?
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Really Karen?
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
I'm Batman.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Gigachad.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.