Short jokes
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.