Short jokes
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
JFK is definitely a bottom.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.