Short jokes

Short jokes

ABC

Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!

The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ

Puberty

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.

Paedophile

In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.

Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Sibling

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

Orphan

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Plane

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Money

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

Eye

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.