Short jokes
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Yulia
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Gwen, can we chat in this link?