Short jokes

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.

Friend: You have to be able to stand up.

That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.

If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

You soak balls, get it?

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.

Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.