Short jokes
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
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Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Loser.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.