Short jokes
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
O Dario tem namorada?
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
Sajan's Hairline
Poopy loopy.
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Niguh.
Once I was 7.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.