Short jokes
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
Super Mario.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Amogus.
ANAND
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.