Short jokes
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Me.
The joke is me.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.