Short jokes
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
William
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
I shit on your furniture.
What do Doges like? Memes.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
fdfds.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
JAJAJA
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.