Short jokes
Good morning? Goodbye!
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I am a beautiful person.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
But why?
Atom
Electron
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Jupiter
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.