Short jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's Reddit?
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
My dishwasher is broke.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?