Short jokes
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Good morning? Goodbye!
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.