Short jokes
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Cheese.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.