Short jokes

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

I'm a fat cow.

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?

Because he kneaded the dough!

Alec is bad at League?

Jokes, Jarid is, haha!

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?

Ben after he trips over the giant curb!

Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?

A Panera grade.

Joke time!

Now, Heaven or Hell?

Heaven: we got clouds.

Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.