Short jokes
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Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
"Stop bullying me!"
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Pokemon
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Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.