what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Short Jokes
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
