My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What is a car that runs and can't?
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
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Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery and the other kid 🧒 of weather is not slippery
why did wilson die cuz he sucks
YOU: I want my mama Me: Soz u cant EVEN get one
Yo mama so fat Everytime she has to use the world's largest nife
hot man is se-
Dad= " I'll be back in a minute. 20 years later Orphan="Dad?
Money is power and power is sex. Sex is ex and ex is virgin.
bro your head is so big that it shines so bright it turns into a lightbolb
Why do orphans not have parents
Answer: there parents are yeet dead dead
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
