My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What is a car that runs and can't?
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
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Pastor: I donβt normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... π¨
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between the snow βοΈ and sun π? Snow is slippery and the other kid π§ of weather is not slippery
why did wilson die cuz he sucks
YOU: I want my mama Me: Soz u cant EVEN get one
Yo mama so fat Everytime she has to use the world's largest nife
hot man is se-
Dad= " I'll be back in a minute. 20 years later Orphan="Dad?
Money is power and power is sex. Sex is ex and ex is virgin.
bro your head is so big that it shines so bright it turns into a lightbolb
Why do orphans not have parents
Answer: there parents are yeet dead dead
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.