I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Short Jokes
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
