Short jokes

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra bars and dough!

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

What’s better than the best thing ever?

Me being mod.

Vote for Kris!

How does a rapper clean his house?

With a LIL' SCRUB.

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?

Neither of them get old.

duha is gay hahahahahaha.

What's Reddit?

My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

What's two lesbians in a tent?

A finger hut.

What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?

I’m thursty (Thursday).

So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.