Short jokes
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.