Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Ass.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What do you call cringe?
You.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.