Short jokes
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Ii.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Suck my pp!
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
I'm gonna cut my life off.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
9/11.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"