Short jokes
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Jokes...
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.