Short jokes
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
"Stop bullying me!"