Short jokes
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
fdfds.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
"Stop bullying me!"
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
You signed up for football, but you're no good.