Short jokes
Pooooooooooop!
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.