Short jokes

Short jokes

Sister

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Request

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Mother

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

Train

Man: Die, potato!

Potato: *screams*

I like trains.

Kid: I like trains.

Man: No, wait!

Train: *kills man*

Baby

Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

Husband: Then give me the one she made.

Fan

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.

School

Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?

A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.

Mussel

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Word

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Weird

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."