Short jokes
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
9/11.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.