Short jokes
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Eat this, peppe.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Nosy.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.