Short jokes
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Dislike this.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.