Short jokes
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."