Short jokes
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Richmond
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
I see you.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.