Short jokes
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's Reddit?
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe