What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
Short Jokes
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
