Short jokes

Short Jokes

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

I like my women like I like my microwaves.

Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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What's the difference between apples and dead babies?

I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.

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