Short jokes

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

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Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

Me: I want a PS5.

Dad: Alright, I will say no.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

Yulia

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

How do Mexicans begin counting?

Juan, Two, Three.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.