Short jokes
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Jokes...
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Everyone dislike this.