Short jokes
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Pinto?
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.