Short jokes

Short jokes

Advice

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

Hair

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hair.

Hair who?

Hairhairhairhairhairhair!

Midget

When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?

When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.

Fart

Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.

Trump

What's so wrong about Trump being in office?

He steals all the cats.

Penis

My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.

Lol

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Difference

What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?

One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.

Pigeon

What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?

One doesn't eat their husband out.