Short jokes
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
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What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Everyone dislike this.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.