Short jokes
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.