Short jokes
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
BBNBHD.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Anyone play Roblox?
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Kart! (DYM 151)
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Henry is in Uranus.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Addison in bra.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Hoe?
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂