Short jokes
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Eat this, peppe.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Pokemon
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."