Short jokes
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
fdfds.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!