Short jokes
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Hi boyyyy!
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee.
joko
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
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Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Jak
Kade