Short jokes
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Does this sentence make any sense?
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Spell "I cup."
Noob butter eater.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
My foot itches.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
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Hiiii!
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.