Short jokes
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Walter White.
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Eat this, peppe.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.