Short jokes
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
My sexlife xddddddddd
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Ttt.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.