If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Short Jokes
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
