Short jokes
I wish you guys all died.
Greg fucking steals toes!
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
You're a fat poop poop!
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
There are more than two genders.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Muslim furries like goats.
Justin Masotti
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Alex Hayermann.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.