Short jokes

Short Jokes

Why cant orphans go on vacation

The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH

me: i have a arrow in my head

my friend: whats the point of that

me: of the arrow

friend: NO

Me; PROBABLY THE FLINT

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

What did Charizard said to Arceus knife to meet you literally I got you out of Pokemon sword and shield