Short jokes
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Vote for Kris!
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."