Short jokes
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
9/11.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.