Short jokes
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
O Dario tem namorada?
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Niguh.
Once I was 7.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Hi boyyyy!
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
joko
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.