Short jokes
Poop fell off the earth.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
9/11.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?