Short jokes

What's funny about sex? I don't get it.

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

What did the train made of glue make?

GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

herishy, my little sissy dont report me.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

"No smoking."

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

BBNBHD.

"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"