Short jokes
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What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Blondies.
Legally Blonde.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u