Short jokes
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!