Short jokes
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
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What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Poop fell off the earth.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!