Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Good morning? Goodbye!
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.