Short jokes
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Yulia
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Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Walter White.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Eat this, peppe.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"