Short jokes
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
I sucked a dick.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
Oliver Savage.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!