Short jokes
Tyson?
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Your joke: you.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
What’s brown?
Idk.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Ya mums, ya dad.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Pinto?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.