Short jokes
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Does this sentence make any sense?
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Spell "I cup."
Noob butter eater.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
My foot itches.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
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Hiiii!
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
All hail President Trump!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Hi, I like emos because they are black.