Short jokes

Noob butter eater.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

My foot itches.

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

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Hiiii!

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

All hail President Trump!

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Hi, I like emos because they are black.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?

A: Suicide Squad.

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

lollllo.

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

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You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!