Short jokes
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
My dishwasher is broke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
keligh?
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.