Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Jupiter
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Oof.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Ma name is Bendover.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.