Short jokes
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
BBNBHD.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Anyone play Roblox?
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Kart! (DYM 151)
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Henry is in Uranus.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.