Short jokes
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.