Short jokes

Fart <3

What type of sound does your crack make?

Answer: Quack!

L: you

You: 😂

Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!

"What? Where?"

You blow a kiss up.

Your eyes were bright up your ass.

Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.

Alec is bad at League?

Jokes, Jarid is, haha!

Hippity hoppity, women are property!

Why can't orphans play catch?

Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.

What does America say?

A-marry-ca!

What do Doges like? Memes.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.

Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

Vegetables.

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

What's green and is dangerous?

Kermit with a flip knife.

I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”

Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.

God help me, please!

I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.

"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.