Short jokes

Short jokes

Danny

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

Wind

A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"

Breath

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

Dad

Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?

She kept making dad jokes.

Duck

Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier

Friend

I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.

Battery

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.

Time

What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.

Location

You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.

Reincarnation

What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

Fridge

What is black and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD

Action

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.