Short jokes
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Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
I sucked a dick.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
Oliver Savage.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Joke
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Tate
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.