Short jokes

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

How do Mexicans begin counting?

Juan, Two, Three.

Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?

ODB: Yep

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

Me: I want a PS5.

Dad: Alright, I will say no.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

Zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany.

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

Yulia

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.