Short jokes
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!