Short jokes
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Loser.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Duck my sick.
This page.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
Die.
But why?
Atom
Electron
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...