Short jokes

Short jokes

Mama

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

Chair

Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?

A: You're the chairman of the board!

Gold

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

Dream

Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

Robber

A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.

The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"

Teeth

My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.

Difference

What’s the difference between a living and dead person?

I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.