Short jokes

62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.

Which country makes me crack the fuck up?

LAUGHghanistan.

Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?

I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.

I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!

Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.

Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.

I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."

How do you plan a party in outer space?

You planet.

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.

I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*

"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."

Okay, so basically I'm monky.

What do a blonde and a cow have in common?

They're both fat af.

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.

MooMooMooMoo

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.