Short jokes
My wiener's small.
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
The cat said hi.
Ouch!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Abortion is not a joke.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?