Short jokes
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
Die.
But why?
Atom
Electron
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.