Short jokes
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Ttt.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
I will mummyfry you!
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Blondies.
Legally Blonde.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?