Short jokes
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Vote for Kris!
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
JAJAJA
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.