Short jokes
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
Pooooop.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
Bullets.
Just shut up!
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.