aight imma make like a tree and leaf
*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID? Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at seaworld
i burned a orphans hand and than they sed you will pay for this.me:what are you going to do tell your parents?
you soke balls get it
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why can’t orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then don’t have a mom or dad
why cant orphans play base ball cuz they cant run home
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
