Short jokes
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
P or N?
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Where is Colorado?
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
"Let's go Brandon!"
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!