Short jokes
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
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Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.