Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Short Jokes
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
20 likes by just cheese.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.
