Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Best political joke... Joe Biden.