Short jokes
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Meow meow meow meow :p
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Your joke: you.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Pinto?
Ya mums, ya dad.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.