Short jokes
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
Vote for Kris!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's Reddit?
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.