Short jokes

Short jokes

Shooting

GF: Laying down.

BF: GROANING

GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?

BF: Yeah, why?

GF: Shoot that did in there.

BF: Mmmhuugh

Text

Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.

Town

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."

Orphan

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.

Movie

What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.

Solution

What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?

"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"

Dare

My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.

Storm

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

Number

Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

Mitosis

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

Wheelchair

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...