Short jokes

Short jokes

Mom

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

Mama

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

Friend

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Kid

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Doctor

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

Side

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.