Short jokes
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Yee.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....