Short jokes
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...