Short jokes
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Lorne Armstrong
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
I shit on your furniture.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
JAJAJA
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
William
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u