Short jokes
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.