Short jokes
Muslim furries like goats.
Justin Masotti
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
Alex Hayermann.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
You're a fat poop poop!
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
There are more than two genders.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.