Short jokes
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
I wish you guys all died.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Stfu.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣