Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans play catch?

Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.

Husband

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.

Mama

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

Wendy

I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”

Chair

Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?

A: You're the chairman of the board!

Difference

What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.

Toe

What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

Penis

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.