Short jokes
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Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
I am a beautiful person.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."