Short jokes
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What can fly?
Bird.