Short jokes
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
You know bins????
They're trash!
Gwen pegs Xzavier.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
My wiener's small.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
Yourself.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.