Short jokes
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Chomp!
Weenis long.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
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What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
The joke is me.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
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What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!