Short jokes
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.