Short jokes

Short jokes

Penny

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

Coconut

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Parent

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

Lava

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.