What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Short Jokes
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Super Mario.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
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Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Who am I sitting next to?
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
