Short jokes
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Y u gey, bruh?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Soy un chacho.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
priyanka
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Let's taco about something.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.