Short jokes
Y u gey, bruh?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Let's taco about something.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Soy un chacho.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
I have breakfast with my boys.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.