Short jokes
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
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Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.