Short jokes

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

"Get a life, dum dums!"

Says the fucking moron.

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!

"Stop bullying me!"

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)