Short jokes

Why don’t orphans have parents?

'Cause they were abandoned.

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣

Fuck all y'all hoes!

What does a lesbian call the other during sex?

Mummy.

You're a fat poop poop!

Dad: You're adopted.

Son: Where are my real parents?

Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.

How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.

My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.

Now she's having a breakfast.

Muslim furries like goats.

How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?

Igloos it.

Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!

How did I kill Georgee?

I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?

A) Two large planes.

Justin Masotti

I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!

What is an obese lady's blood type?

Nutella.

Alex Hayermann.

How do you sex?

With penis!

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How do you make a baby float?

You take your foot off its head.