Short jokes
Adriano loves life.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Eeeeeeee
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Icebergie is a randy.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?