Short jokes
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Abortion is not a joke.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Ouch!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.