Short jokes
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
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Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.