Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Short Jokes
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Richmond
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
keligh?
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Ghanshyam.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
