Short jokes
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
I wish you guys all died.
Greg fucking steals toes!
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.