Short jokes
Poop fell off the earth.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What do you call cringe?
You.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Everyone dislike this.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
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