Short jokes

Short jokes

Pickup

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

Number

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Rape

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

Rape

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Roman

Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?

Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."

School

I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.

Post

Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang

Orphan

I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.

Emo kid

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

Wife

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

God

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)