Short jokes
Telling jokes is snow problem.
The joke is me.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
weixian
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
A bass drum is the boss.