Short jokes
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Pooooop.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!