Short jokes

Short jokes

Ryan

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

Dad

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Number

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Guy

Adoption

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

Reason

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

Head

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Rape

How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)

Adult

How do make an adult cry?

Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.