Short jokes
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
"Let's go Brandon!"
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)