Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Short Jokes
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
qestrrrr.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why is Joe cool?
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
JAJAJA
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Blondies.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
I'm a fat cow.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
