Short jokes
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Digga D?
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
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What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."