Short jokes

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"

What is so annoying? A younger sister.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

What do you call a bar run by Gungans?

Jar Jar Drinks.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.

A bass drum is the boss.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

Hey mylady.

Hey bro.

Me mylady.

Me a bro.

What atom presents TV shows?

David Atombrough.

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

What is your car's name?

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

What goes after the butt?

The POST-erior.