Short jokes
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
P or N?