What do Doges like? Memes.
Short Jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Me, myself, and I.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
fdfds.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
Legally Blonde.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Verga.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
