Short jokes
weixian
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Adriano loves life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Eeeeeeee
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Soy un chacho.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Let's taco about something.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.