Short jokes
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
Guns control.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
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Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Who are you?
Yourself.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!