Short jokes

Short jokes

Debt

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Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

Hare

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What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

The cops had to comb through the area.

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I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Bar

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A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

Sister

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Let's chat here, sisters!

Kariah, blue heart!

Lariah, pink heart!

Iariah, yellow heart!

Me, green heart!