9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Short Jokes
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Pokemon
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
My sexlife xddddddddd
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
