Short jokes
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Couy.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Weenis long.