Short jokes
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
lollllo.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
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