Short jokes
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Rajdeep
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Adriano loves life.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
I'm Priya.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.