Short jokes
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
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What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
You built like you in the 1980's!