Short jokes

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

My mom left me at a very young age.

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

Levi

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

*Son comes out as gay*

Me: What's 17 more years?

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

I'm pregnant.

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?

Beauty!