Short jokes
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
(Non-edgy joke.)
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
What do you call ball drama?
Joke: CookVR
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE