Short jokes
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!