Short jokes

Short Jokes

Suicide

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Bomb

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

Difference

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

Mussel

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Skunk

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

Sister

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!