I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Short Jokes
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Walter White.
Eat this, peppe.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Yulia
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
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