Short jokes
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Ii.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
eeeeeee.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Noob butter eater.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
My foot itches.