Short jokes
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Succcccc.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.