Short jokes
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Vaseline
I gun give money.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Gaming, uh?
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Caca.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.