Short jokes

Short jokes

Christmas

It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.

Image

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

Degree

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

Game

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

Fat

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Rest

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

Sex

You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...

Salt

What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?

That’s assault!

Lamborghini

Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.

Religion

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.