Short jokes
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
bnb dcnb cbf
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
No one gives a fuck.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!