Short jokes
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Old ladies are non existent.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Ashton Parkes.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?