Short jokes
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
Anal.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
I suck big weiner.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.