What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Short Jokes
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Suck my pp!
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.