Short jokes
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Old.
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Ummmm 67.
Realger.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
What is Jay?
Phat.
This isn't a joke.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"