Short jokes
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
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Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Eggshausted.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
"Time"? More like waiting.
"Bill, never do that again."
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.