Short jokes

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?

Because he was playing with a cheetah!

Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

Why do you keep repeating the same joke?

What has legs but can't walk?

Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

P or N?

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

"Let's go Brandon!"

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

Fuck you and your shitty family!

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.