Short jokes
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Kendon is a loser!
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
"Uwu daddy."
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Most pakis are disabled.
Yo mamma sucks!
Jackhammer McQueerson
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!