Short jokes
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
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(I'm a girl btw)
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
"Autism be like..."
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
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Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.