Short jokes
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Wade likes Luiz!
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea