Short jokes

Short Jokes

Friend

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

Friend

My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!

Site

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Barney

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Difference

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

Snack

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

People

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

Mark

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

Math

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Vagina

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.