Short jokes
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Rajdeep
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Bra eat E.T.?
Hi.
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What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
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Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!