Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Dnebdoctor?
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
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