Short jokes
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
shaenaya
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
Anal.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.