Short jokes
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
Alex Hayermann.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
There are more than two genders.
Muslim furries like goats.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Gwen pegs Xzavier.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."