Short jokes
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.