Short jokes

Short Jokes

Mask

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

Girlfriend

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Mountain

What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?

A mountain!

hehehehehehehehehehe

Tease

Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.

Face

Dani: What's so funny?

Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!

Dani: WHY!!!!!!!

Orphan

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

Forehead

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

Foot

When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

Account

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?