Short jokes
You know bins????
They're trash!
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
My wiener's small.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
Yourself.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Ouch!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
The cat said hi.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!