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Short Jokes
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Googoogaga.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Kart! (DYM 151)
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.