Short jokes
I suck big weiner.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
Chupa mi polla.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Octopussy.
Callum Coulter
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Indian? Did or feather?
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎