Short jokes
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Yo mamma sucks!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
"So what, ah, my G?"
Jackhammer McQueerson