Short jokes
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Super Boy from Korea.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
Anime cats.
6jhyrgeda.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Hey, what's up?
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.