Short jokes

Short jokes

Frog

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

Mom

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.

Duck

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.