Short jokes

Short jokes

Year

What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?

There's twenty of them!

Computer

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

Clock

Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?

The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.

Pump

So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?

Tree

Question: Why can't you trust a tree?

Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.

Virgin

God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.

THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!

Johnny

Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"

Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.

Man

Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?

Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.

Orphan

Why is the orphan so dumb?

Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.

Whale

Where do whales get weighed?

The whaleway station.

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Dick

What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?

You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!

Song

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.