The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Shoe Size Correlation
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke suggests that there's a direct link between how big your feet are and the size of your pecker. Newsflash: it ain't true! It's just a silly way to make some of you insecure fellas sweat a bit.