Short jokes
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Speed.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
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Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.