Short jokes
Y u gey, bruh?
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Let's taco about something.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
A bass drum is the boss.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Who are you?
Yourself.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
The joke is me.