Short jokes
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
This is not even a joke.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I gun give money.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Gaming, uh?
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Caca.