Short jokes
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
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Your love life.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
I did have a good time today, I did.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
I think that church is boring.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!