Short jokes
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Black lives matter.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Penis.
I lick cows for my mother.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD