Short jokes
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Anal.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
shaenaya
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
My dad died lol.