Short jokes

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Moment and I

Yo mamma sucks!

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

Levi

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

Slay.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

My mom left me at a very young age.

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."