What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
Short Jokes
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.