Short jokes
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Pls send.
"Me fa so?"
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.