Short jokes
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Hellllllllloooooo
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Joke: Me.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.