Short jokes
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Penis.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
I lick cows for my mother.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Willies.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.