Short jokes

What does a butt do when it is angry?

Butt crack!

What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?

An orphan.

What is a cow that does magic?

A smart cow.

I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!

What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?

I did have a good time today, I did.

I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!

The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

"Quack, quack."

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?

..... She had cancer.... ;)

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Shaenaya likes goat dick.

Hey, what's up?

At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.

Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.

6jhyrgeda.

Anime cats.

Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.

What do you call a pizza?

Anthony Cahill's face!