Short jokes
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Dnebdoctor?
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
You guys are crazy!
How do you get away with rape?
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.