Short jokes
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
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Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Super Boy from Korea.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.