Short jokes
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Pls send.
"Me fa so?"
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.