Short jokes

Short Jokes

Race

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

Pimp

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.

Movie

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Putty

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

Friend

Friend 1: *turns off lights*

Friend 2: *is there with us*

Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!

Boy

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

Booty

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.

Friend

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Eye

What do you call a white man that’s blind?

Asian eyes.

Money

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

Teacher

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

Hairline

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.