Short jokes
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Joke: CookVR
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Oral
Cruel and unusual punishment.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
(Non-edgy joke.)
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Spell "I hod."
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.