Short jokes
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
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Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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My life, haha, so funny!
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Actually doing homework.
This site.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk