My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Short Jokes
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool đ¤¨
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Whatâs the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The puttyâs intelligent!
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
What do you call a white man thatâs blind?
Asian eyes.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
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What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.