Short jokes

Short Jokes

Kid

Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"

He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"

Incest

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

Desert

What would good be if it was a place?

It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!

Planet

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

Flame

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

Orphan

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Grampa

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

Orphan

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

Orphan

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!