Short jokes
Super Boy from Korea.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Anime cats.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
6jhyrgeda.
Hey, what's up?
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
PhashaunAnimationz
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?