Short jokes
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
He had the curse of vanishing.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Man, that's funny!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.