Short jokes
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Why are people joking about this stuff?
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Penis.
I lick cows for my mother.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Willies.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Your life is the best joke ever.