Short jokes
Hair (DYM 81).
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Like (DYM 82).
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Prom (DYM 85).
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Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Hi izz.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Later (DYM 125)
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!