Short jokes

Short jokes

Diarrhea

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

IQ

Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.

Head

Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.

Job

At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.

Wife

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

Cheese

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

Programmer

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."