Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Short Jokes
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Peter B is homogay.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Ya nan!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
"Autism be like..."
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."