Short jokes
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
I did have a good time today, I did.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
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Your love life.
I think that church is boring.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.