Short jokes
Ppppppp.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
My classmates?
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.