What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Short Jokes
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
I lost my bag. :(
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Porn *sex noises*
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Despacito.
I have a trombone.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
I sucked your mom's anus.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Ur mum homo.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"