Short jokes
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Who left him hanging?
Jacob Colletto
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Beans, your mum is fat!
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
"Nihha scarborough face."