Short jokes
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
#GOODBYEGWEN
Staring (DYM 119).
Jugs!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.