Short jokes
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
No, you!
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Black lives matter.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
"Ur Mater."
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.