Short jokes

Short jokes

Difference

What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?

Orphan

What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?

An orphan.

Bank

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Hook

What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?

Answer: A hooker.

Banana

What do you call a banana that can dance?

CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]

Name

Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.

Uranus

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Dyslexia

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Jesus

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.

Orphan

Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.