Short jokes
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Job sucks. XD
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Bomb goes Uno.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Wahoo!