Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
Short Jokes
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.