Short jokes
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Yes (DYM 66).
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.