Short jokes
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Hi boo!
"Igma is my balls."
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How long is it?
What picture is that?
What?
12312312344567890
What is the address?
Why did you say not to?
What is yellow?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!