Short jokes
"Me so cutie right?"
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Ben
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
I'M SHORTTT!
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.