Short jokes
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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
He lost Wifi connection...
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
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What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Khalil Abubakar
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Spaceballs: The Comment.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.