What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
Short Jokes
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
If you are poor, get money.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.