Short jokes
Taylor.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
What can you build with people? A boat!
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your favorite time of day?
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
One word. Creeper.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
SEX
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.