Short jokes
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
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How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Yeah yeah.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Dinkleberg!
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Krusty nut
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
No joking.