Short jokes
Anybody home? :)
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Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. š¤£š¤£š¤£
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Bum.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
They call me Elsa cause Iām too icy! š„¶āļø
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Hi š, was the day you?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
You're tiny!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, Iām just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Spinach
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Did you hear about the nurse who couldnāt swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.