Short jokes
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Your hairline.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Your face.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.