Short jokes

Short jokes

Mom

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Tip

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

Fart

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.

Orphan

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Age

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Boy

Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Orphanage

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

Meat

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

Ass

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.