Short jokes
Landing Greasy Grove.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Good (DYM 92).
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Penny.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.