Short jokes
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E