Short jokes
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Your Fortnite win rate.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
I don’t love being bored.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
I love jokes!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.