Short jokes
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
Eat my butt.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Pacman
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.