Short jokes

I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

12 people on Let's Gooooo.

Hi, hello, hello, hello.

"Nihha scarborough face."

I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!

What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

In Ohio, people walk with their hands.

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

Mickey: I want a divorce!

Minney: Are you fricking crazy?

Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.