Short jokes
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
U were accidental.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Ur dad is mad.
This is American politics that is not true.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Boggy
I'm autistic.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.