Short jokes
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Banana bread is cute.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
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What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.