Short jokes
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Person you don't know, my name.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."